Friday, April 26, 2013

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions

  Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Answer: No, I’m picking beans.

 Someone see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Answer: No, I fell into the toilet bowl

You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?''
Answer: No, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me!

Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Answer: No baby, they're carrots!

 You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?''
Answer: I’m here to pay my school fees!

 When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Answer: No! I'm practicing to die.

 You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Answer: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.

-Inspire Your Friends
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